christmas eve celebration '05 arte guardian rangers edition
episode 1: attack of the ass face monkey
once upon a time a yellow ranger 'soh' met an enemy gorilla. its ability is to eat and shit both through its mouth. that worries our citizens as they are beginning to question the need for an anus.
and so me, the green ranger 'terence' is summoned ...
... while i was away in the kitchen preparing "smoked monkey balls", no choice duty calls.
so i stretched out my hand and summoned for the rest of the arte guardian rangers. and so their pager rang ~xiang ka pager !!! xiang ka pager !!!~
in 0.3 seconds time, blue ranger 'eddie' appeared behind me. as u know he is rather free most of the time and even sleeps with his mask on, so falling in is never a problem for him. my only worries are black ranger 'ryan' and 'soh'. one is nocturnal. while the other i am afraid he might be seduced by the ass face monkey, as he got this special interest u see.
in the eastern province of singapura, me and eddie finally spotted the 2 of them. soh has got his neck sprained and ryan is using his head to support him. i can see that he cant hang on for long.
thus we started our save soh's neck dance and poses, trying to save our fattest guardian.
luckily we finally managed to do so and he is back with us again.
thereafter, we celebrated by stonning for 2 and a half decades. by the time we woke up, the ass face monkey haf already terrorised the world, causing human beings to spurt nonsense out of their mouth without control.
and that is how swearing came about ... ya man ... fuck the ass face monkey!
posted by CDS.Terence @ 2:38 AM
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