Friday, September 30, 2005

Terence Loves U

damn … finally the list your crushes quiz gotz its answers… here’s terence loves u’s contribution.
forgive me for some bad languages chosen and also some explicit content. for i am just a person of flesh and blood. cant help it to be more emotional at times right ? thankz dear …


How did you meet 13? LLB
When she was canning 2 other fat kids for stealing her chicken wing in the school hall … damn … jk ~

What would you do if you never met 5? Eunice
If I never met her , for goodness sake I might just name my future daughter [ if I haf ] Eunice. But after I met eunice guess I better change her name. how bout calling her Ray. Ray Goh. 热狗.

What do you honestly think of 10? Si jia
Honestly ? shes cool …

Have you ever liked no.3? Maggie
Hell no !!! no like !!! love her !!! MUACKS >> …. Pui !!! >>> wtf that smooch tastes just like eating maggi mee.

If 1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would like to do? Terence
If [ 1 ] I go to heaven [ possibly because the day I died I did some good deed like find a pregnant lady a seat in the crowded mrt ? ]. then I would enjoy my stay there as I heard there are a lot of chicks there.
If [ 2 ] I go to hell [ possibly because the mrt was less crowded and pregnant ladies can find their seats even without my help ? ]. then I would beg hades to let me out for a couple of minutes to finish that bowl of Maggie mee I was eating. [ see question 4 for more info ]

Would 2 and 11 make a good couple? Richard and Alex
No … they form a group … think nowadays they call it taf club. Trim and feed club. Or issit feet ? damn forgot …

Do you think 12 is hot? Tian hao
I would call anyone with a cool ninja turtle plushie cool … not hot … correct me if I am wrong

Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple? Terence and Jennifer
certainly. I am cool cause i speak canto. Lei lou fat hou moe ? xi fatt long moe .

Tell me something about 11. Alex
[F]aring siao onz. msgged everyone come my house pyj[A]mas pa[R]ty. first to reply single word “on!”. msgged everyone again.. he again first to reply “on!” if not for the many many many duties that he haf in camp. thin[k] the number of t[I]mes I see him will be more tha[N] tat of my [G]ong and [F]unny younger brother, [A]t the rate of ou[T]ings I am organizing. [!!]
[ read the caps and red coloured… ]

Do you know any of 3's family members? Maggie
am i considered her family after i completed the bowl of noodles ?

On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14? Yun Xi
10 !! all gurls are cute … terence loves u …

What would you do if 4 just professed their undying love for you:?Weili
screw him right here right now!!

What language does 19 speak? Alan
pessimist’s tongue

Who is 8 going out with? Ying Chan
some guy who is free to go out with her ? girl ?

Would 18 and 5 make a good couple? Jian Feng and Eunice
wtF! do u believe this ? kinda cool right … haha … of course they make good couple ? hurry get a few cartons of kids out to this world man .world peace!

When was the last time you talked to 6? Yi Eng
when i was trying to psycho her to meet up. she wanna go borders buy books. i asked her to go tampines popular instead. she says she boycott popular. the books there she dun like. wats wrong with popular … really very malu meh ? [ audiences nod head together ]

What is 18's favorite band? Jian Feng
our band ARTE !!!!!!!! [ electric guitar fades in background ] [ crowd screaming ] [ saw our faces, half of them left of the exit spluttering vulgarities ]

Does 4 have any siblings? Weili
one elder brother hong wei hong wei hong wei hong wei hong … fa*k keyboard spoil. his name hong wei hong.

Would you ever date 1? Terence
how the fa*k do i kiss myself if the date got good progress award? if can … hmmm … anything lar …

Would you ever date 7? Geng Hui
brother brother known him since primary 1 … canot larh … platonic liaoz .. pass to someone else lorhz …

Is 15 single? Louis
do they come in pairs ? or groups ? no idea man ..

What is 19s last name? Alan
last time i met him his name was still alan i guess … never change name right ? from birth cert marh …

What is 3's middle name? Maggie
myojo

What is 10's fantasy? Si Jia
/me shy … u ask her larh …

Would 14 and 19 make a good couple? Yun Xi and Alan
alan got hot chick already … hmm … i think alan still more compatible to his hot chick.

What school does 16 go to? Audrey
ahs

What school does 1 go to? Terence
school of rock and school of the heart broken …

Where does 9 live? Wei Zhong
his house. if not mine meh ? siao.

Would you make out with 13? LLB
damn… listen to this song …Stacey’s Mum by Fountains Of Wayne … u will understand …

Are 5 and 6 best friends? Eunice and Yi Eng
used to be .. but yesterday i think they just quarreled over me .. its ok gurls i love u girls all ~ terence fair and equal … muaCKz !!!

Is 20 older than you? Puah YB
damn … older by 8 months in exact … old fa*k

Is 4 the sexiest bitch alive? Weili
yar … if everyone else were dead.

Is 17 your ex? Jennifer
yar. xiu zei ngo hou xiong lei … li ji dou moe ?!

Do you ever see yourself with 12 and 18? Tian Hao and Jian Feng
yar .. i am infantry … tian hao is ninja turtle aka navy … jian feng is black bird aka air force … during joint operations exercise of the Singapore Armed Forces perhaps.

How is 2? Richard
cant sing no shit .. cant follow rhythm and … err ARTE lead vocal Alan sings much better.

5 Comments:

At September 30, 2005 at 9:55 AM, Blogger eu said...

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa. i think reading your post has started my day right. i was like laughing out loud the whole time. u are full of rubbish!!! stacey's mum?! someone tell LLB!

 
At September 30, 2005 at 11:24 AM, Blogger yingzz said...

lol maybe we should invite llb here muahahah

 
At September 30, 2005 at 12:50 PM, Blogger yongbin said...

AHAHA YA. FULL OF CRAP.

 
At October 1, 2005 at 7:33 PM, Blogger Terence said...

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At October 1, 2005 at 7:34 PM, Blogger Terence said...

damn ... hate spammers

 

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